Squeezy poop

Squeezy poop

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Environmental harm rating
£1.99
FREE!
  • Up to three minutes of moderate amusement
  • Takes 100 years to break down
  • Never fully disappears

Buy this item and we will throw it away for you.
You will receive a custom e-card to send to your loved one.

Squeezy poop

What better way to tell someone how special they are than to squander just a little bit more of the world's precious resources on this utterly frivolous piece of tat? I mean, it's better than nothing, right?

Delivery information


Our delivery process is so simple and effective, you'll wonder what you did before Straight to Landfill came along. Simply order your gift and we throw it away immediately. That's right, you don't have to do a thing. You know it's going to end up in landfill sooner or later, and probably sooner. Your conscience is clear!